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passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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fredericka-mercury:

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs
  • Written on a bathroom wall
  • Read a George Orwell book
  • Had a physical fight
  • Used Twitter
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident
  • Gotten suspended
  • Gotten expelled
  • Been allergic to something
  • Got a computer virus
  • Touched a real gun
  • Had a dog
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal
  • Ever liked someone
  • Failed a class
  • Failed a test
  • Went to summer school
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s
  • Read an entire book
  • Recorded my own music
  • Had an xbox
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
  • Wore fishnets
  • Wore skinny jeans
  • Hated someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Cheated on someone
  • Practised Christianity
  • Worn makeup
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going
  • Had surgery
  • Had my license
  • Attempted suicide
  • Self harmed
  • Worn coloured contacts
  • Painted my nails black
  • Broken someone’s heart
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight
  • Lost something very valuable
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
  • Broken a bone
  • Gotten stung by a bee
  • Eaten something bad/expired
  • Threw up from being so drunk
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk
  • Danced with someone of the same sex
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone
  • Fell for a best friend
  • Stole a friend’s significant other
  • Went far away from home for more than a week
  • Moved out (well I mean I’m in a dorm but I’m going back when school’s over?)
  • Ran away
  • Had a job
  • Been fired
  • Lied to a friend
  • Lied to a family member
  • Had a Facebook
  • Posted a video on Youtube
  • Started a rumor about someone
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test
  • Been skinny dipping
  • Counted to a million
  • Counted to a thousand
  • Ate rabbit meat
  • Ate duck meat
  • Had fast food
  • Been to Church
  • Been to Canada
  • Been married
  • Had a divorce
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today
  • Texted someone today
  • Received a phone call today
  • Threw something out of the window
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose
  • Wished you were somebody else
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity
  • Met your favourite band
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

(Source: fyeahsurveys)

fromgreentogray:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

then you can wear it on monday and tuesday, leaving your classmates wondering

fromgreentogray:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

then you can wear it on monday and tuesday, leaving your classmates wondering

tairupanda:

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Those are quite the pair of loafers he’s got there.

tairupanda:

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Those are quite the pair of loafers he’s got there.

Describing Accents

writingwithcolor:

Anonymous asked: Hey there! In the story I am writing it takes place on a different planet. However I really want a certain race of people to have African accents. How do I describe accents that don’t necessarily exist? I hope that made sense!

There’s a wealth of ways…

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

david:

Tomorrow!

(Source: whitehouse)

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

katy-133:

123 Ideas for Character Flaws

katy-133:

123 Ideas for Character Flaws

seselapod:

seselapod:

u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE